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  • english_august
    09-23 11:35 PM
    That made me say "Well duh!" :o

    Thanks guys.





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  • xmastatazx
    July 21st, 2004, 12:38 PM
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  • sury
    12-21 03:05 PM
    I have to do a emergency travel to India and I did not get my advance during that time. I went to USCIS office in person and got the advance parole and flyed to India.

    Back in US I learnt from my wife that I got another copy of Advance parole which I have applied earlier. Both Parole documents look different in format and the one which I got from USCIS office does not have the SRC nubmer on it.

    If my wife sends the recent Advance Parole documents via FEDEX, not sure which document I should show up at port of entry..Plese help.

    Thanks,
    Sury





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  • i4u
    09-20 09:27 AM
    At this point any gc holder in EB3 is good!
    Or EB3 I who got GCs do not want to do anything with Immigration for the next five years - and are taking a break :D



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  • webm
    08-24 10:09 PM
    Guys,

    Has anyone experienced this?

    EB3-I
    PD - Nov. 2005
    EAD/AP RD - July 11th, 2008
    EAD/AP Notice Date - July 18th, 2008
    EAD/AP approved - Aug. 18th, 2008

    I just received EADs for me and my spouse and the validity is only 1 year! Aren't we (people whose PDs are retrogressed) supposed to receive EADs with 2 years validity?

    Did you filed 140 & 485 concurrently?? this is also one of the uscis check that you shouldn't filed be concurrently...

    Gurus,Correct me if i am wrong..





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  • here4gc
    04-17 12:37 AM
    I was recently invited by a fellow worker, who is spanish ( I am desi ) - to an event organized by CHIRLA - the Los angeles (http://www.chirla.org/) - Colation of Humane Immigrant Rights of Los Angeles. It was a fund raiser - with Fun, a few bigwigs were also present and people were paying $100/person to enter. Although this was a glitzy function with girls in gowns and guys dressed up in party wear..with drinks and lights etc..the gathering was all spanish, and there were many families as well as lot of college kind / working youth were there...

    This gave me an idea about IV and how IV is now a known organization, both within the immigrant community and now also in the USCIS as well as with lawmakers and AILA, how about organizing a fund raiser in DC - invite AILA, maybe Rajiv Khanna and maybe someone from the CIS community. It can be a good platform both for IV to make an impact as well as generating funds and interest in what IV is doing.

    Maybe have these people spend 10 minutes each on the stage, with some good grub (sponsors can be approached) and maybe light drinks (not sure) - but all in all a nice atmosphere and a forum to help us not fight with USCIS but to make them understand and appreciate our pain.

    I know we have done this in college and all, but a 10 minute short play by the Immigrant community (DESIS) - should be fun as well as an eye opener to these guys..

    Guys, don't shoot me down..its just my humble suggestion, however if you guys think differently I am fine with it. I just expressed what I felt but it is for everybody to decide.



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  • ita
    01-20 05:51 PM
    Yes you can get a second job while on EAD...I read in another thread that you keep one job as primary job which satisfies the LC rules then can work on second job and don't have to worry if your second job is as per LC rules or not. Hope this helps.



    Thank you.





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  • dilbert_cal
    07-08 03:57 PM
    Are you a first time stamper OR have had a stamp before. If you have had a stamp before - read further...

    I believe you can change your appointment 2 times ( or probably three times only ). You should be able to change your appointment to Delhi if dates becomes available and you are within the limit of number of changes of appointments allowed.



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  • GotFreedom?
    03-14 11:56 AM
    I responded to RFEs isuued to me on March 3rd 2009 which they received on March 4th 2009 and since then I also have LUDs almost everyday from March 4th 2009 until March 12th 2009. In my opinion, I don't think it really means anything. They could just be sorting out cases and issuing RFEs to every case that has paperwork missing or insufficient.





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  • ShrutiJadhav
    05-18 08:53 AM
    Hello All,

    I have a certain queries regarding the transfer from L2 to H1B.

    My husband is on L1 and me on L2 with my EAD still under processing. However my husband's firm wants to get his visa converted to H1 which automatically cancels my L2 status and I would have to apply for H4.
    So now my query is for how long will his status of L1 be valid will it be till the start date of H1B, or the minute he files in his papers for H1B or when his H1B gets approved?

    Thanking you in anticipation.

    ~Shruti



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  • cr52401
    04-24 09:19 AM
    What was your I-485 receipt date (Note: I am not asking for your PD)


    RD was June 7 2007. Do you have any idea how long it could take to have some respond from them??





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  • sush_ghose
    04-06 12:22 AM
    the search doesn't yeild any results from immigrationvoice.



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  • belmontboy
    09-30 08:32 PM
    Hi,

    I have been in US for last 2 years on L1 B and my L1 expires in Dec 09.I My company has already applied for renewal. I wanted to know is it possible to file Green Card, once my petition is renewed, on my own even if employer is not interested in doing it. I am ready to pay my expenses and get it filed. Just wanted to know if it is possible. I have been with my employer for 4 years.

    Regards,
    AD

    All Employment Based green cards must be filed/sponsored by an employer.
    You cannot file by yourself.





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  • mbawa2574
    09-04 11:15 PM
    with 90 days validity and I have not seen my receipts or checks cashed yet.



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  • sapota
    10-30 12:09 AM
    Henna/Mehendi will not affect fingerprint. It does not affect the ridge detail in your hand. no?





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  • need4gc
    09-08 05:30 PM
    I called USCIS and got the information.....they had already generated the receipt number



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  • waitforevergc
    02-27 08:39 PM
    hello all,

    I wanted a clarification regarding address change:

    My company changed address recently from address City A to address City B (same county, same metropolitan area). Do you know if I need to do any LCA Amendment?
    I had consulted a lawyer regarding this, he said we don't need to do any LCA Amendment since it is the same metropolitan area.
    Also I am not getting any clear answers from any other websites.

    Wanted to cross check with you all. If anybody know please help.

    Thanks.





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  • Wolf
    08-20 03:06 PM
    Well i didnt wanted to import a maya object to swift3d, i was just replying to helgi's question. with 3dstudiomax you can import and export an object to swift3d, its an advantage because what you can do in swift3d its more limited that in 3dstudiomax...so try to make a "mesh" of an object in 3d studio and export to swift3d so you can export this object has a *.swf. now make this object in swift3d only...compare the quality of the object, and the size of the file almost the same. Test it.





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  • Blog Feeds
    05-03 08:00 PM
    Interesting. The Chair of the Senate's Immigration Subcommittee is sounding pretty confident that an immigration plan will be signed by the President before 2009 is over.

    More... (http://blogs.ilw.com/gregsiskind/2009/05/schumer-immigration-reform-will-happen-this-year.html)





    cel_tic
    08-16 04:15 PM
    Thanks deepimpact.

    Appreciate your quick response. I checked with my travel agent and he said transit visa is not required for Germany. But I am getting different response from some others. By any chance do you know if the procedure still holds good.

    Thanks





    meridiani.planum
    03-13 11:53 AM
    My priority date is in Oct 2005 (ROW) and yesterday was the 180th day after filing my I-485 application. I need some help in deciding if I should wait for the green card with my current employer or think of changing the job using AC21. Your suggestions will be really helpful.

    Thanks.

    check the next VB (should be out in a day or two). Based on a thread where someone found the dates from the Mumbai consulate website, EB-3 ROW might move to July 2005. if it does, it might be worthwhile hanging on a couple of more months to this job and see if you become current.
    On the othe rhand if you get a really nice offer, jump. AC-21 only adds a bit of complication to your job, it does not prevent you from getting a GC.



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